Saturday, September 12, 2009

Ichigo ichie 9/10 - Niigaki 3rd guest appearance

By: Zabel

Takahashi Ai's Ichigo Ichie this week is another fun show with Niigaki Risa as a guest.

Ichigo ichie 9/10

Risa makes her entrance speaking in a princely voice words from Cinderella. But both of them have trouble remembering what the name of the prince was; not 'Franz', not 'Crystal', but 'Christopher'. Then Aichan introduces her as Morning Musume sub-leader 'G-A-K-I-san'. Aichan was late to the studio today because of traffic. She caused management a bit of worry because they weren't able to contact her. She had forgotten to bring her cell phone. Risa says she often does.

When Aichan asks Risa what she's into lately, Risa reveals that she has a song stuck in her head which Aichan had playing in the dressing room at the dinner show. It has lyrics that go "Po-po-po-poker face-po-po-poker face". Poker Face by Lady Gaga, Aichan explains. As for Aichan, she's into Korea... They'll leave it at that for now.

On the plane ride to L.A. Aichan watched 17 Again, a story about a man who, wanting to relive his youth, becomes 17 and ends up going to the same high school that his son and daughter go to. Aichan gives a full synopsis of the plot. Forget what I said last week; Aichan has no qualms about spoiling movie plots too it seems. Risa can't help busting out laughing.

Risa: Is it okay to be taking 2 hours? You're telling everything that happens.
Aichan: I have to tell what happens. This...this is the corner where I tell what happens.

So Aichan continues talking on and on about the plot of the movie. It gets to where Risa bangs her microphone in exasperation.

Aichan: ...Then because of that his son gets good at basketball too. So then Mike's wife--Mike is the guy's name...
Risa: I don't care! I haven't seen it.
Aichan: That's why I'm explaining it. So then they dance to the song they used to listen to...
Risa: (laughing) You're the worst!

But Aichan has no intention of stopping until she reaches the very end. The Ainote corner is so much fun when Aichan has a guest whose patience she can obliviously test XD They conclude.

Risa: But now, everyone watch this...what was it?...this 17 Again. It'd be best if people watched it.
Aichan: Yes, please watch it.
Risa: It'd be best if they watched it.
Aichan: Yes. Then they ought to understand what I've said.
Risa: (mumbling) They ought to.

At last Aichan involves Risa by asking her to recommend something, and she picks the Japanese equivalent of Disney & Pixar's Up, which she really liked. Aichan agrees to go see it with her. Risa admits that she is the annoying type who while watching a movie or play sometimes doesn't get what's going on, so she asks the person sitting next to her--Aichan--who answers with "something", not shifting her gaze from the screen.

They talk about the Takahashi Niigaki premium dinner show. A listener who was there thinks it would be great if they released a DVD or CD of the event. Ai and Risa and even Risa's mom were thinking the same thing, and it seems management did film them. Another listener writes that it was neat to see Aichan helping Risa along where Risa was the one who was nervous, not having performed at a dinner show before, and Risa confirms this. When they talked casually about doing it again, Aichan had already decided for herself which songs they will sing next time XD Also, Risa got a big laugh out of seeing Aichan running around in red tights in the dressing room. 

Now the Tettekete advice corner... A listener working at a bread shop seeks advice on creating an original bread or cake. Aichan says how about a combination of maple syrup and strawberries. Risa says how about something with the taste of edamame (枝豆).

The second question is from Aichan herself to Risa. What would be a good autumn theme for Morning Musume? Risa would like to fans to get to know those interesting personality features each member of MM has that we don't get to see just by looking at the covers of their singles.

The English phrase is "Thanks for coming." While teaching this, Aichan twice mistakenly says "Thanks for waiting".

Risa teaches the Korean phrase "ggakka juseyo" (깎아 주세요), meaning "Discount please." She used it much during the 3-day vacation in Korea that the two of them recently took together. They had a fun time there. Did lots of walking. Shopping, no doubt. Next time they go to Korea they'd like it to be more leisurely.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: August 14th, 2009

By: Xie

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Sudou Maasa - I am Himiko. My charm point is my pig-tails♪
Tokunaga Chinami - I am....XAVIER~ (*Francisco de Xavier)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)...
Captain Saki - I think I'll seize a territory now~
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」 (lol)

Tokunaga Chinami - Yes. The 19th 「Beritsuu!」 began with Berryz name <Enjoy Life>-san's request “An impersonation of a historical figure."
Tokunaga Chinami - That was funny
Sudou Maasa - It was funny?
Tokunaga Chinami - It was
Captain Saki - It was
Tokunaga Chinami - Mine was, Xavier
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - What?
Captain Saki - Some, um, information has been brought to my attention, It seems Momo predicted "Chinami only knows (Matthew C.) Perry and Xavier, so she'll probably do one of them"
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh-!? haha
Sudou Maasa - Oh~ Momo did? Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, did she say that? Momo
Captain Saki - Apparently (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh~
Sudou Maasa - I guess she was right
Captain Saki - She was right
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Amazingly
Sudou Maasa - mhm (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - That's right~ But, um,
Sudou Maasa - “That's right" (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - We said our favorite historical figures (lol) when we introduced ourselves at an event, right
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Captain Saki - We did
Tokunaga Chinami - I said Xavier then, too
Sudou Maasa - Because you only know Perry and Xavier, right? (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - No, I like Xavier
Sudou Maasa - What do you like about him? Xavier's..
Tokunaga Chinami - His beard
Sudou Maasa - Ah- his beard (lol)
Captain Saki - His beard (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - hahaha
Sudou Maasa - His bea~rd (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah
Sudou Maasa - Right. I see
Tokunaga Chinami - Who did you imitate?
Captain Saki - Tokugawa Ieyasu (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh?
Tokunaga Chinami - Thank youーー
Sudou Maasa & Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - haha
---
Tokunaga Chinami - So then, the mood got a little sketchy
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Sorry (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But let's continue energetically!
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Captain Saki - “Berryz News Headline”~!
Sudou Maasa - We have some Miyabi-like news about the known scatter-brain, Natsuyaki Miyabi-san. It seems Natsuyaki Miyabi-san forgot to zip the zipper on the "Seishun bus guide" costume and went on stage, and zipped it while she was dancing. Shimizu-san, who witnessed this, was quite shocked it seems. Continuing, there's something that's popular amongst Berryz members. At the moment, there's something that's popular amongst Berryz, and that is... mouth ulcers. Shimizu-san and Tokunaga-san are dealing with them at the moment, and Kumai-san seems to be getting the same thing. By the way, I, Sudou Maasa, am fine. That's all from Sudou Maasa in the report center.

Sudou Maasa - First, Miya.. the zipper?
Captain Saki - Yeah. Um...
Sudou Maasa - The area was, not her shorts..
Captain Saki - Not her shorts, (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Right, yeah (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - The one near our hands, right
Captain Saki - Yeah, there's a zipper on the arm of the "Seishun bus guide" costumes, right? It seems she forgot to zip that, and, I'm next to Miya, when we start dancing, And, like, in terms of my steps, there's a part where I can see Miya for a second.. When I glanced at her, like, while she was dancing she faked it really well and zipped it like with full force
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Captain Saki - I was like, "Woah~!" She was making a face like nothing happened (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - haha
Sudou Maasa - Oh~ (lol)
Captain Saki - And sang.. (lol) That, really surprised me
Tokunaga Chinami - Momo, too, when she messes up she acts like she didn't know
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - “acts like she didn't know”(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Doesn't she? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She isn't pretending she didn't know, she acts like nothing happened, right?
Captain Saki - Like, she fixes it on her own
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - I wanted to see~ Her face
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - Her face!
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Her face? (lol) Not the action, her face?
Captain Saki - (lol) Her face was just normal, though
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Sudou Maasa - You've got mouth ulcers?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah!
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Look
Captain Saki - haha!
Sudou Maasa - Tokunaga-san just showed me
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She opened her mouth
Tokunaga Chinami - It really hurts (lol)
Captain Saki - It does (lol) Mouth ulcers
Tokunaga Chinami - Really
Sudou Maasa - I don't think I've ever gotten them. I've probably had them... but, nothing that stings like everyone says...
Tokunaga Chinami - It really hurts
Captain Saki - It's really..
Sudou Maasa - I really don't know.. I'm an air-head so I don't think I would've known if I did
Captain Saki - Nah~ it really hurts
Sudou Maasa - I really don't know, if I've ever had them
Captain Saki - ...
Tokunaga Chinami - The mood's gotten sketchy again~
All Three - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Mouth ulcers, right... I see~
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, well everyone, if you have any healing methods..
Captain Saki - Right
Sudou Maasa - Okay, everyone, for Saki-chan and Chinami, we'll be waiting for mouth ulcer letters (lol)
Captain Saki - We're waiting (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...Out of Berryz Kobo's songs... When in the car, to make us feel energetic, etc., If there are any you'd like us to listen to at particular times, please let us know.】
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Tokunaga Chinami - Are there?
Captain Saki - Songs~
Sudou Maasa - In the car...
Tokunaga Chinami - For me, Um.. I'd like them to listen to "Maji Natsu Sugiru" if they're in Okinawa
Sudou Maasa - Okinawa, huh~
Captain Saki - Ah~
Sudou Maasa - For Maa that song has a Shounan image. 'Cause Shounan.. "Shounan" is in the lyrics, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, is it? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Right? (lol)
Captain Saki - Yeah~ (lol)♪"Shounan ni ki~ta~ke~do~"
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But Okinawa has bright sunshine
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Tokunaga Chinami - I - I just thought of this, but, sometimes there's traffic right, on the highway. What about like "MADAYADE" ? (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Sudou Maasa - "MADAYADE"(lol)
Captain Saki - ♪"Mada mada madayade" ("there's still time") (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, right, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - That's right
Tokunaga Chinami - When you're stuck..
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Tokunaga Chinami - This is from <Sudou Myouou>-san. Thank you
Sudou Maasa - Yup, that's right. Alright. Thank you (lol)
Captain Saki - Thank you (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - The staff wrote it in Hiragana for me (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - 【I watched the newest live DVD, "Sono Subete no Ai ni." (...) Maasa-chan was cool as always.】
Sudou Maasa - Thank you
Tokunaga Chinami - 【Your expressions when you're dancing are so commanding, it knocks me out.】
Sudou Maasa - Thank you♪
Tokunaga Chinami - 【Next time as well, I'll be sure to follow Maasa's example. Thank you, Berryz Kobo for all the love!!】
Sudou Maasa - Yay! (*clap*)
Captain Saki - Thank you!!
Tokunaga Chinami - Yay! (*clap*) Send in your opinions about me, TOOー!
Captain Saki - (lol) Me, TOOー!
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Sudou Maasa - Thank you <Meimyou>san... "Meimyou-san" ?
Tokunaga Chinami - It's "Myouou"
Sudou Maasa - haha
Captain Saki - haha
Tokunaga Chinami - Why'd you say that? It's read, “Myouou”
Sudou Maasa - "Meiou"...(lol) Sorry, Myouou-san? Thank youー(lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, I mean Maa.. your face, during cool songs, is sharp.. there's a lot of intensity
Captain Saki - mhm
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Tokunaga Chinami - You convey a lot with your eyes
Captain Saki - Yeah, I know what you mean
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, it seems they'll 【Follow Maasa】
Sudou Maasa - Please follow me. From now on
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes.
Sudou Maasa - "Yes" (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You just moved it along, (lol) "Yes"...You just go with the flow (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I wasn't just going with it, (lol) There was a lot of power in it
Sudou Maasa - Ah, right
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...If there's anything you're fussy or particular about, please tell us.】
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Captain Saki - Yes. I was the only one they called by my family name "Shimizu-san" (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, that was surprising (lol)
Captain Saki - That surprised me (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Is there anything?
Captain Saki - Like.. I take my shoes off and put them on from the left one. My whole body's like that, from my left foot, my left hand...
Sudou Maasa - Heh~ Your left?~
Captain Saki - Yeah. Like, if I don't start from the left I feel like I can't go on well
Sudou Maasa - Yeah...
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, you're just putting your shoes on but, you can't go on well..(lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Well, I just feel that way
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Sudou Maasa - For Maa, in my bag, the first thing's a mirror, etc.
Captain Saki - Ahー, you have everything in order
Sudou Maasa - All organized, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Heh~ Chinami, when I have days off, when I'm at home, I go in the bath before 6
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Captain Saki - You're particular about it?
Tokunaga Chinami - I'm definitely particular about it
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - Maa does too
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, if I don't go in before 6, my whole schedule will be thrown off
Captain Saki - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah
Sudou Maasa - There are a lot of fun shows on starting at 7
Captain Saki - There are, there are
Tokunaga Chinami - And from 7 o'clock, um, I'm in front of the TV all night
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - That's how I always spend my time (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...those】...times,【is there anything to report?】
Sudou Maasa - (lol) Those "details"
Tokunaga Chinami - So that's that
Sudou Maasa - Yes (lol)
Captain Saki - Could you maybe stop changing Kanji you don't know to different words?
Tokunaga Chinami - But the staff (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Sometimes the staff butts in, in the middle of it
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah

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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: August 7th, 2009

By: Xie

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Captain Saki - Happy Birthday! You're almost 16, right. 16 year-old Kumai-chan, stay healthy and cheerful
Sudou Maasa - Happy birthday, Kumai-chan! 16, you're so young~. Make this year an amazing one~
Tokunaga Chinami - Happy birthday Kumai-chan! Let's continue to age together!
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」
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Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, uh, the 18th 「Beritsuu!」 began with Berryz name <chinamiyukiyurina>-san's request,【Birthday messages to Kumai-chan who turned 16】~
Captain Saki - “Let's age together” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - That surprised me when you said that (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Right. Um, I sent her mail on her birthday, like "Let's age together," And she wrote "Okay~" (lol) Kumai-chan's been getting prettier and prettier lately
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
Captain Saki - “Getting prettier” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - "Getting prettier" (lol) Yes, she is
Tokunaga Chinami - Have you seen Kumai-chan's photobook cover?
Sudou Maasa - I did, I did~
Captain Saki - I did (x4)!
Tokunaga Chinami - Right? Isn't it pretty!?
Sudou Maasa - 「FLOWERAGE」?
Tokunaga Chinami - Let me say that!
Sudou Maasa - Ah, Sorry, sorry, sorry (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Chinami will say that
Captain Saki - You wanted to say that, huh (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - 「FLOWERAGE」! Rurr...
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - 'Rur' (lol) Not "Rurrently"
Tokunaga Chinami - Currently (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Currently
Tokunaga Chinami - It's currently doing well on sale
Sudou Maasa - I want to see it~
Tokunaga Chinami - Me too!
Captain Saki - I want to see it
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Tokunaga Chinami - “Berryz News Headline”!
Captain Saki - At the August 2nd concert in Osaka, Kumai Yurina-san's 16th birthday was celebrated a day in advance. Upon seeing the arena lit up all around in gree- green colored glow sticks, Kumai-chan - Kumaigo - was moved. At the end of the night, she was unable to say a message, but I'm letting you know on her behalf she was incredibly happy. In other news, Sudou Maasa returned from her Nagasaki trip. She brought the Berryz members souvenir sponge cake, but on-ly Chinami had 2 pieces. I do not know where Chinami's appetite ends. That's all from Shimizu Saki in the report center~

Tokunaga Chinami - You were in pretty bad shape today (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You did pretty bad (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You fumbled "Green" (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) That was pretty bad, but
Sudou Maasa - Yes (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - Yes, right..
Tokunaga Chinami - What was it?
Sudou Maasa - Kumai-chan
Captain Saki - Kumai-chan's green glow sticks
Sudou Maasa - Yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - That was so pretty~!
Sudou Maasa - It wasー
Captain Saki - Super pretty
Sudou Maasa - It felt like we were in a field~
Captain Saki - Yeah, it did (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I thought I'd be absorbed in it
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Tokunaga Chinami - But, Kumai-chan as well, backstage, said, “I wanted to say something~!”
Captain Saki - Yeah, she did. But at the end, right.. When we were leaving the stage, She said, "I'm happy! Thank you!” Kumai-chan
Tokunaga Chinami - In a loud voice?
Captain Saki - Ah, No, no, I mean like they (the audience) didn't know (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Right, right, right (lol) She did say it then
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
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(M29号)<Captain's kind of out of it today
Captain Saki - Really?
Tokunaga Chinami - You're kind of.. floating
(M29号)<Oh no, Oh no, it's dangerous when Captain's like this
All Three - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Alright, let's do our best (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - We have to do our best!
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(M29号)<【At the Pacific Heaven on February of 2007, Chinami-chan and Kumai-chan had their events. During the challenge that happened on that day, everyone who participated were given things that all of the members hand-made】
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, bingo!
(M29号)<【What was that?】 Bingo...?
Tokunaga Chinami - Cards!
(correct)
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
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(M29号)<【During the game corner at the "Waracchaou yo BOYFRIEND" release event in Yomiuri Land, Momoko-chan felt responsible because of her mistake, and cried. What was Chinami-chan's nice comment that alleviated the heavy mood?】
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah! You're pinkies are still up, huh - even when you cry
(correct)
Sudou Maasa - Oh~ (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You really remembered (lol)
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(M29号)<【This is a question from the "Alo Hello! Berryz Kobo DVD." What nickname did Maasa-chan write on Momo-chan's pants?】
Sudou Maasa - "futomomo" (thigh)
(correct)
Sudou Maasa - Alright (lol)
(M29号)<【In a scene from the "Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance" Single V making, Maasa-chan filmed Saki-chan, Chinami-chan, and Miyabi-chan communicating in a cryptic Monkey-language. What was her final angry comment?】
Sudou Maasa - Eh~? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - “Hurry up and do it!”
Captain Saki - “Say something!" (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - She was the boss, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) What was it..?
(*time up*)
(M29号)<...The answer to that was, "You're ticking me off~"
Sudou Maasa - Ah! That's right! It was "You're ticking me off" (lol)
(*clap*)
All Three - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I said "You're ticking me off" (lol)
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(M29号)<What I think should be further explained for the Berryz beginners is, at the "Waracchaou yo BOYFRIEND" release event
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, Ah, Ahー
(M29号)<Chinami-chan said "Momo's pinkies are up even when you're crying," Do you remember?
Tokunaga Chinami - During the game, they lost because of her, so she cried
Captain Saki - You really remembered~
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. Momo's pinkies are always up, but I thought, “Ah, even when she's crying her pinkies are up," so I said that.
(M29号)<Even when she's not conscious of it, they're up. Right, right, right. And then, do you remember the poems? What kind of poems you wrote?
Captain Saki - I don't remember...
Sudou Maasa - I don't remember at all...
(M29号)<For those who are just getting to know Berryz Kobo, um~ since they don't know about it, Let's read the poems you wrote, with love. Okay, first from Captain,
Sudou Maasa - Eh-!? We're reading them now? Ehー?(lol)
(M29号)<Go ahead and read it
Captain Saki - Eh? What?
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Captain Saki - Here I go, okay. 【Someday, I want to give you hand-made chocolate With sweet~ sweet words attached】
Sudou Maasa - Oh~!
Captain Saki - The second- I did a second one, 【I'll get my feelings across to that person February 14th...I really love you】...What is this? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah~(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - You did that with love
Captain Saki - Yes (lol) This is impossible
(M29号)<We'll save Chinami-chan's for last, Um, Maasa-chan
Sudou Maasa - Save Chinami for last..(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, right~ What did I write..
Sudou Maasa - What'd you write? Chinami (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I don't know (lol)
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Sudou Maasa - 【Girls get nervous about Valentines, I'll send my love to the person I love】
Captain Saki - Oh~
Sudou Maasa - Eh, I wrote that kind of thing, huh
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Sudou Maasa - 【I'll send you my sweet heart. I'm happy, are you happy?】
Captain Saki - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Ohー!
Sudou Maasa - Etc. etc.
Captain Saki - That's cute
Tokunaga Chinami - That's goodー!
Sudou Maasa - I wrote this kind of thing~
(M29号)<She won with that. Okay, Chinami-chan as well..
Captain Saki - Cute
Sudou Maasa - Yes, Chinami
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【I made this for you, the one I love. I'll always love you, eat it like it's delicious】
Sudou Maasa - There's that aggression (lol)
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - She said it, she said it (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She did, (lol) "Eat it like it's delicious"
Captain Saki - That was kind of aggressive
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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: July 24th & July 31st, 2009

By: Xie

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Captain Saki - Only one ice-cream every 3 days!
Sudou Maasa - Put on sunblock!
Tokunaga Chinami - I won't get sun-burnt!
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」

Tokunaga Chinami - Yes! The 16th 「Beritsuu!」 began with our "Summer resolutions" ~
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - Yeーs
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes. What was yours, Captain..?
Captain Saki - “Only 1 ice-cream every 3 days”
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Sudou Maasa - But that's difficult to do, for 3 days
Captain Saki - Yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - No, Wait, I eat 3 a day (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Captain Saki - Really? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah
Sudou Maasa - Wow~ (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Today, too, I ate some before this recording
Sudou Maasa - You did, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - What about Maasa?
Sudou Maasa - Maa's was, "Put on sunblock”
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Sudou Maasa - To put it on after work. Every year I haven't worn any
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Captain Saki - But you're fair-skinned, Maa
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Sudou Maasa - Isn't that a nuisance, though?
Captain Saki - I know what you mean
Sudou Maasa - Like~...
Captain Saki - Like when you take a bath, if you don't scrub thoroughly it won't come off, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It won't!
Sudou Maasa - Yeah. But, they sell the spray now, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, they do
Captain Saki - Ehー?
Tokunaga Chinami - The UV kind..
Sudou Maasa - You just spray it on..
Captain Saki - That's convenient! Heh~
Sudou Maasa - Yeah. So first, I'll do my best this year to wear sunblock after work
Tokunaga Chinami - Chinami's was, "Not get sun-burnt"
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - You're already doing that,
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - That's right...
Captain Saki - Though.. Pretty much
Tokunaga Chinami - Um~ I'm trying not to get sun burnt from now on
Captain Saki - Ah
Tokunaga Chinami - In the past, um, I used sunblock
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It didn't work (lol)
Captain Saki - What should you do, huh?
Tokunaga Chinami - What~ should I do?
Captain Saki - There's no coping method, huh
Tokunaga Chinami - If there's anyone, like...
Sudou Maasa - Wear long sleeves!
Tokunaga Chinami - No, no, no!!
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It's too hot, huh (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - If there's anyone who knows a good way, please let us know
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Captain Saki - “Berryz News Headline”~!
Tokunaga Chinami - First is News about the Anime, "Inazuma Eleven." The other day, Shimizu Saki and Sudou Maasa challenged themselves as Seiyuu. It was aired. Did you all watch it? Actually, Tokunaga Chinami also challenged herself as a Seiyuu, the details will be revealed after this. Continuing, serious news concerning Tokunaga Chinami. Tokunaga Chinami, finally! was given a Birthday present from Tsugunaga Momoko-san. She got me a bath powder, sponge, and pajama set. Will she give Sudou Maasa, whose birthday was this month, a present? That's all, this has been Tokunaga Chinami from the report center~

Sudou Maasa & Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You were really trying (lol)
Captain Saki - You were, That's great
Tokunaga Chinami - Don't you think today's the best I've done?
Captain Saki - That was good
Sudou Maasa - Mhm~ Well-done, well-done
Tokunaga Chinami - Go me.
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Hahaha
Captain Saki - ...(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes. So first, was the news about "Inazuma Eleven," Um, a letter about "Inazuma Eleven" was sent in, so
Captain Saki - Oh
Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - I'll go ahead and read it. From Beritsuu name (lol) Um, <mochi>san. 【...When I watched the usual "Seishun Bus Guide" ending, I saw Saki-chan and Maasa-chan's names. It surprised me, and made me happy. I'm lucky I recorded it. I listen to the radio show every week, but when you're voice acting, did you change your voices to create characters? Maasa-chan likes Anime, so did you have fun doing it? Please tell us about the experience.】
(* Saki's voiced parts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJmXtjRno8A
Saki scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWe-K8258bI
Maasa voiced parts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa_jwG6TylQ )

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Tokunaga Chinami - How was it? Like, did you change your voice..
Captain Saki - I did, a bit
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, Captain did
Tokunaga Chinami - Try to do it real quick
Captain Saki - Eh, in what way...? Try and do it? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay, your, um, your line is, "I am Shimizu Saki." (lol)
Captain Saki - I can't (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You can't do that (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, go ahead and try it
Captain Saki - That kind of thing (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But there are probably people who didn't record it or missed it
Captain Saki - Hold on (lol) I have limits even with being forced, Tokunaga-san (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's fine (lol)
Captain Saki - Eh~?(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's fine~(lol)
Captain Saki - It's difficult to do (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ready~ Start!
Captain Saki - Kind of like.. "I'm Shimizu Saki♪" ..? Like that (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
(*clap*)
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, Like that
Captain Saki - It really was (lol) Like that
Sudou Maasa - And Maa was just normal, like this
Tokunaga Chinami - And the, um, I tried voice acting
Sudou Maasa - Right? Yeah
Captain Saki - You challenged yourself (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I challenged myself (lol)
Sudou Maasa - What role? What kind of role?
Tokunaga Chinami - Um, they were called, "Ruma"
Sudou Maasa - A boy or girl?
Tokunaga Chinami - I played a younger brother,
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - Ah, little brother, mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - And Kumai-chan and Risako did it, too. Risako was an older sister, and Kumai-chan did the voice of the eldest brother
Sudou Maasa - Heh~, Risako was the older sister
Captain Saki - You played a boy? Eh, what was it like? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - How was your voice?
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh man, our voices..! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Was is like, "(*low*)Oi~” (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - No, no (lol) Kumai-chan was like, "Somethin' like that~” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ Is that so (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - And Risako was just like herself, and I was like, “I'm tired~” (lol)
Captain Saki - Heh~ Cute
Sudou Maasa - Cute. Very girlish
Captain Saki - Yes
Tokunaga Chinami - Like, because he was the youngest..
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, right, right. And then, crying imitations
Sudou Maasa - ...Crying imitations!? (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Like, " (*crying noise*) ”?
Tokunaga Chinami - Would you call it "imitation"...(lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, continuing
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - There's more. This is very big news.
Sudou Maasa - Like, "Finally~"
Tokunaga Chinami - I thought, Here it is―! Um, Momo gave me a Birthday present
Captain Saki - yes
Sudou Maasa - Ohー!(*clap*)
Tokunaga Chinami - On the week before last, um~
Sudou Maasa - The week before last, mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Um~, I said she didn't give me one, right. So, um, after we recorded that, the next day..!
Sudou Maasa - Oh~!
Captain Saki - Right after, huh
Tokunaga Chinami - I don't know if she sensed or inferred something (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - The next day, she said “Happy birthday Chinami" and I was like “Thank you~!” And I said, “Actually, I already mentioned it yesterday on 「Beritsuu!」 Momo~” Eh, Did she give Maasa one? Even though it's long passed
Sudou Maasa - She hasn't given me one, Momo. She said, if there's anything you'd like, I'll buy you it, but..
Tokunaga Chinami - She didn't buy it (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, but, when I said anything's fine..
Tokunaga Chinami - What'd she say? When you said that?
Sudou Maasa - She was like.. Ah~ um, “Okay, would just me be fine?” (lol)
Captain Saki - Tokunaga Chinami - haha
Sudou Maasa - I thought, as expected of Tsugunaga-san (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - No thanks- !!
Sudou Maasa - Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - And, after
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, and what'd you say, Maa?
Sudou Maasa - I was like, "Nah, I'm good“ (lol)
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - haha
Captain Saki - I can imagine that
Sudou Maasa - Mhm. But, I'm looking forward to it
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Captain Saki - 【As for me, I'm growing out my hair, so I can't really help being hot. Tokunaga-san's been growing out her hair. Here's my question. Do you have any cool (*because of the summer heat) hair styles? Also, especially, Tokunaga-san has an image of wearing many different hair styles, lately, 】...(lol)【Do you have a favorite hair style? Please tell me all of your favorite hair styles. Also, if you like any other members' hair styles, please tell us.】
Tokunaga Chinami - A cool hair style would be bald, wouldn't it? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Hey~...! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Even though they said they're growing their hair (lol)
Captain Saki - She said she was growing her hair, though
Tokunaga Chinami - But now there are like wigs..
Sudou Maasa - When she gets home she could like remove it (lol)
Captain Saki - No~ (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Take it off~ (lol)
Captain Saki - Stop~..(lol) Eh, do you have any favorite hair styles?
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, well Chinami, I don't know what to do with my hair, well I don't want to cut it..
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Captain Saki - 'Cause it's hot, right~
Tokunaga Chinami - It's hot.. But, sometimes it's short right. So, like, I'll put my hair back, and shorten the hair around my face. If you grow the back out, you can wear it short or long.. Well, for now that'd probably be it
Captain Saki - When it's hot in the summer
Sudou Maasa - But, I like when Chii.. wears her hair up - Maa does
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, I've worn it up a lot lately, yeah
Sudou Maasa - Mhm, You've become really grown-up... (lol)
Captain Saki - She's smiling (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She's all smiley (lol)
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Captain Saki - 【...Everyone probably has important things gathered on the desks in your rooms. And, what kind of things do you have gathered in your room besides on your desk? If you don't mind, please tell us. By the way, in my room, I have a poster signed by Maasa-chan and Momoko-chan from a radio show.】
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Hehー You don't have my autograph~
Captain Saki - Yeah~
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Why, I wonder. I'm curious, huh
Captain Saki - I wonder
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Captain Saki - Yes
Tokunaga Chinami - Also, I always think this, <super kenken>-san's Berryz name... I'd like to see what kind of "ken ken" that's referring to (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's probably the 'ken' of 'kenkenpa' (lol)(*kenkenpa = Hopscotch)
Sudou Maasa - Kenken is, um, the character, Kenken, right? Ah, no? (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) It's the kenken from hopscotch
Tokunaga Chinami - Um (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Hopscotching...(lol) that picture.. You want to see a picture of hopscotching? (lol) (*staff laughs*)
Captain Saki - haha...
Sudou Maasa - Hopscotching (lol) Okay, <super kenken>-san, please send it in (lol)
Captain Saki - haha...
Sudou Maasa - Because Chinami said she desperately wants to see a hopscotching picture (lol)
Captain Saki - As expected of Chinami.. (lol) As expected of Chinami... (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Chinami (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But, it's Super Kenken!
Sudou Maasa - As expected...(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Kenken.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I think that, <super kenken>-san
Captain Saki - ..isn't the 'kenkenpa' you're thinking of (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It's probably just normal hopscotch (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Isn't that wrong~ ?
Sudou Maasa - Okay, we'll be waiting for your letter (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, who-
Captain Saki - Ah~ That's funny. Wouldn't expect any less from Chinami
Tokunaga Chinami - Hah~ Nevermind (lol)
Sudou Maasa - So what were we talking about? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - What was it..?
Captain Saki - Um, on our desks..
Sudou Maasa - Yes. Ah, our desks...
Captain Saki - What kind of things do we have in our rooms
Sudou Maasa - Maa, um, I've had my portrait drawn quite a lot
Captain Saki - Mhm...
Sudou Maasa - Did you know? I had them done for me
Captain Saki - Hehー
Tokunaga Chinami - When?
Sudou Maasa - Umm, I got it around Spring of this year
Captain Saki - Hehー
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, wait, that's recent!
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right. I had it done, and I still have it
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - The face really looks like me, but, that.. They ask, "Do you want to be playing a sport?"
Tokunaga Chinami - Ohー
Sudou Maasa - That kind of thing
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - So they made me like playing tennis.. It's really cute
Captain Saki - Eh, I wanna see
Tokunaga Chinami - I wanna see. Next time, send me a picture (of it)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, I'll send you it
All Three - (lol)
Captain Saki - Heh~ I, well on top, it's full of magazines
Tokunaga Chinami - Full of magazines!
Captain Saki - Ah, that's right, Chii's seen it. And, below I have
Tokunaga Chinami - Pens
Captain Saki - Pens, but
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Captain Saki - But I threw them all away (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh!? That's a waste!
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Such a waste!
Captain Saki - My mom uses all of the ones where the ink comes out. The other day, I cleaned.. Would you say my room, well, it's a tatami room.. And I took everything out of my desk and organized it. Now I have like, a box of tissues, and (lol) well it's just ordinary now. And then, pig goods..
Sudou Maasa - Box of tissues (lol)
Captain Saki - Kind of, it's not really glamorous. Just like magazines, that kind of thing
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~ Chinami.. Eh, what Chinami has is.. character.. not figures, but like stuffed animals
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - They're of characters I really love
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - So, I really treasure those. And then, nothing but misc. goods
Captain Saki - “Nothing but misc. goods”(lol)
Sudou Maasa - “Nothing but misc. goods”(lol)
Captain Saki - I'd like to see that (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol) There are lots of random things
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha...
Tokunaga Chinami - Like bubbles..
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Lots of misc. goods, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - What? Stop laughing at me!
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Um, misc. goods, plushies, and a music player.. that's about it
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Captain Saki - 【How do you take out watermelon seeds? Do you dig em' out before you eat it?】(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - “Do you dig em' out?”(lol)
Captain Saki - That made me laugh when I said it (lol)
Sudou Maasa - mhm (lol)
Captain Saki - 【Do you spit em' out when you're eating?】(lol)
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Captain Saki - How do you do it, guys? Watermelon seeds..
Sudou Maasa - Maa digs them out
Captain Saki - Ah, at first
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
Captain Saki - That's the best, right
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. I spit them out sometimes.. and see how far they go (lol)
Captain Saki - You did that at home? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It seems like you do that a lot (lol)
Captain Saki - It does
Tokunaga Chinami - All of us
Captain Saki - Everyone (lol) Your family
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Captain Saki - Ah! There's a bug on your clothes!
Sudou Maasa - My cola exploded!
Tokunaga Chinami - You got fat, huh~
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」
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Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, Yes!Uh,
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Tokunaga Chinami - The 17th 「Beritsuu!」 began with Momo's request, "A chilling message” ~
Captain Saki - Ye-s
Sudou Maasa - Mhm (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) "Yes, Yes!”
Tokunaga Chinami - It was written in the script, though - "Yes, yes"
Sudou Maasa - That's like a comedian (lol) "Yes, yeーs!”(lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - That's funny (lol)
Captain Saki - Yes. So a "Chilling message" right. A bug..
Sudou Maasa - I know what you mean with bugs
Captain Saki - Bugs.. yeah, Maa doesn't like bugs right
Sudou Maasa - Yeah. Before this there was one in my hair
Captain Saki - Eh, Yikes
Sudou Maasa - And I couldn't get it off! Myself. So someone got it for me
Tokunaga Chinami - What was it?
Sudou Maasa - I dunno. I don't know that either
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol) They laughed at me (lol) You're not too worried about me (lol)
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - Yeah~ Bugs are scary, aren't they
Tokunaga Chinami - Scary~
Sudou Maasa - Bugs are scary~
Tokunaga Chinami - What was Maa's?
Sudou Maasa - Cola
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, was it "exploded"..?
Captain Saki - Your cola exploded
Sudou Maasa - That's because I went to the movies by myself..
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - That's lonely~ (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It's not lonely! (lol)
Captain Saki - That's great (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - You should really invite me
Sudou Maasa - Eh, why?
Captain Saki - That's great
Sudou Maasa - Eh, so you guys don't go?
Captain Saki - Eh
Tokunaga Chinami - I don't
Captain Saki - The other day,
Tokunaga Chinami - My mom said “Go by yourself”..
Captain Saki - I went with my mom
Sudou Maasa - Ah-, right. So, I went
Tokunaga Chinami - But I said, "But I'm not Maasa so I can't go” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - yeah (lol)
Sudou Maasa - And, I barely made it so I had to kind of run, The bottle was in my bag, So I opened it, and I thought - what else is knew - and it exploded
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Some got on the seat next to me, so I was like “Ah~, Sorry." It was all covered in cola.. Well, thinking, 'what can you do,'
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I watched while I was walking..
Tokunaga Chinami - That's pretty 'chilling'
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, right, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Like, “Ah, what should I do, the movie's started"
Captain Saki - Yeah~
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Sudou Maasa - “Berryz News Headline”~!
Captain Saki - First is News regarding the Summer Hello! Project concert. At the concert this time, Tokunaga-san and Sudou-san do something fun. For those of you who've already seen it, you're probably thinking, “Are you talking about that~" From now on, everyone please look forward to it. Continuing, news about Berryz Kobo's cool beauty, Kumai Yurina-san. Kumai-san has always had the nick-name “Kumai-chan," but I, Shimizu Saki, have thought of a new nick-name. I've combined Kumai-san's name with something she does often. Eh.. What do you think it is? Please try and guess~
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Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Thank you very much~!
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Sudou Maasa - I thought, it's been a while~ (lol) (*since she messed up)
Tokunaga Chinami & Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Captain Saki - I was really trying for a while there. Okay, well, (lol) Tokunaga-san, you're being too cold~. I tried my best, so if you could maybe, um, be more cooperative?
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol) Eh, what was it? The news, The last- only that final bit of news left an impression
Captain Saki - Let's do the News
Sudou Maasa - The News
Tokunaga Chinami - Not that
Captain Saki - Yes, I understand (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Our News
Captain Saki - Tokunaga-san and Sudou-san's, um, during concerts
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - News. That, right? The opening...
Tokunaga Chinami - Right. We do something, somewhere
Captain Saki - I was surprised the first time I saw it (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - We do something, so, everyone probably has the right idea
Captain Saki - “Are they talking about that?" right
Tokunaga Chinami & Sudou Maasa - right
Captain Saki - And then, next, I thought of a nick name for Kumai-chan. Um, this as well, came to me during a Hello! Pro concert rehearsal. Kumai-chan gets lost a lot, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She does
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. She doesn't know the numbers
Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Captain Saki - Yes. So, combining "Kumai" and "Maigo"(Lost person) - "Kumaigo"
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, Thank you very much~ !
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Isn't that good? 'Cause Kumai-chan really liked that
Tokunaga Chinami - But I think if it wasn't Kumai-chan they definitely wouldn't like it (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) But if you combine Kumai-chan and 'Maigo' you get "Kumaigo." It wouldn't work with anyone else
Tokunaga Chinami - Mhm
Captain Saki - Right?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah (lol)
Captain Saki - Yeah (lol) Right..
Sudou Maasa - But Kumai-chan does get lost a lot
Captain Saki - She does, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, she does
Sudou Maasa - And she's bad with directions
Captain Saki - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, really?
Sudou Maasa - She's really bad with directions.
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Sudou Maasa - She'll be like “Where are we~?” (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh!?
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh, you haven't heard her [say that] ? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I have, I have
Sudou Maasa - She says like "Where is this~?”
Captain Saki - She does
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, I think she's really a strange girl, Kumai-chan
Captain Saki - She's funny isn't she, Kumai-chan
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, that was some trivial news, wasn't it. (*clap*) So then, um, next week as well (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Captain Saki - Yes (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It was hard to transition
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...Is Chinami-chan doing well with her home...work?】
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - You fumbled (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Hold on (lol) Why did she single me out? I am doing my school work
Captain Saki - Yes (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【Though you're probably busy with all of the concerts and events, is there anything you want to do this Summer, or anywhere you'd like to go with your family or the other members?...】That's it.
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol) "That's it.”
Captain Saki - Eh~
Sudou Maasa - Um... we recorded in the middle of July, but I already went on a trip
Captain Saki - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Where're you going!?
Sudou Maasa - We talked about it.. Where..(lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Where'd you go? (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Well, "Where am I going?" Right, Um..
Tokunaga Chinami - Where'd you go?
Sudou Maasa - I planned to go to Nagasaki
Tokunaga Chinami - Doesn't your Grandma live there..?
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay, sponge cake..! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Sure
Captain Saki - Yeah~ (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I'll buy you some more sponge cake (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Thank you~
Captain Saki - Ah~, Thank you
Sudou Maasa - Mhm. And, I went to a festival
Captain Saki - Eh!
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh-!?
Captain Saki - That's nice~
Tokunaga Chinami - What'd you eat?
Sudou Maasa - I wore a yukata,
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - Eh-!?
Sudou Maasa - I got to go!
Tokunaga Chinami - Who helped you put it on? Your Mom?
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, she helped me put it on
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, awesome!
Sudou Maasa - I put it on where I bought it
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, you bought it this year?
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right. Because I haven't been in around 3 years, so I lined all of the Yukata up and tried them on
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - Nice~
Captain Saki - That seems fun
Tokunaga Chinami - What'd you eat?
Sudou Maasa - Umm..
Captain Saki - Eat.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eat.. (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But at festivals..
Sudou Maasa - Food, right
Tokunaga Chinami - All there is is food, right
Captain Saki - Right, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah. Maa ate grilled chicken
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
Sudou Maasa - It was good, unexpectedly
Captain Saki - Heh~ That's nice
Tokunaga Chinami - I wanna go~ What about Captain?
Captain Saki - That's nice
Tokunaga Chinami - You haven't planned anything?
Captain Saki - Not at all
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, really? Me neither. I always get talking about where to go..
Sudou Maasa - What about the aquarium?
Tokunaga Chinami - It's too crowdedー
Sudou Maasa - Ah~, Right..
Tokunaga Chinami - You don't see fish, you see people (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol) True
Tokunaga Chinami - My mom, said Kamukura's good but, I thought, what's... in Kamakura, I wonder? (lol) So I still haven't made any plans, I'd like to go to a festival or to a river
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...I like Maasa-chan's voice and the way you talk,】
Sudou Maasa - Ah, thank you
Tokunaga Chinami - 【But it seems you (Maasa-chan) don't like your voice. So, I have a question for the 3 of you. Is there something someone else has complimented you on, but you don't like about yourself?】 Why are you laughing? (lol)
Captain Saki - Just... (*the way Chinami was reading) (lol) So, how about that?
Tokunaga Chinami - You don't like your voice, Maa?
Sudou Maasa - I don't
Captain Saki - Why~?
Tokunaga Chinami - I don't like mine either
Sudou Maasa - Eh, but Chii's voice is cute
Tokunaga Chinami - I don't like it (x3)
Sudou Maasa - It's like an anime [character]
Captain Saki - It is
Sudou Maasa - Well, I mean your voice sounds different to you than it does to others
Captain Saki - That's right, your voice sounds different to you when you speak
Tokunaga Chinami - Why is that?
Captain Saki - That's funny
Sudou Maasa - When I listen to like this radio show, my voice is really droning, so I think, I hate it~
Tokunaga Chinami - Well.. (lol) What if you add lots of spaces..?(lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh?
Tokunaga Chinami - If you add lots of spaces, it'll really like, jump out (lol)
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - (lol) Just add spaces for no reason? Like, "WA・tashi wa・” (lol) (*staff laughs*)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - If I did that.. They wouldn't know who it was (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - They couldn't tell (lol) They wouldn't know what you were saying (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, they wouldn't know (lol)
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Captain Saki - What was it? Compliments?
Tokunaga Chinami - 【Things others have complimented you on but you don't like about yourself】
Captain Saki - This is a difficult question. Ehー? What I wonder~ Well, I'm told "that's good~" about being short, but~ I haven't really thought that lately. I don't really think being short is a good thing
Sudou Maasa - Since we're tall, have you ever thought you didn't like it?
Tokunaga Chinami - I've gotten taller lately. Well, before, I didn't like it, but I think around my current height
Sudou Maasa - Right
Tokunaga Chinami - is... best
Captain Saki - (lol)
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Sudou Maasa - (lol)... Chinami just said to me,
Captain Saki - yes
Sudou Maasa - (*whisper*) Like, "Say it, Maasa" (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - No, because Chinami always says this, there are probably people thinking "Chinami again?" right!
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - No there aren't~ (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It's fine, it's fine
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay, can I say it?
Captain Saki - Go on~
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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: July 10th, 2009

By: Xie

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Captain Saki - I want to have nice handwriting.
Sudou Maasa - To have better pronunciation.
Tokunaga Chinami - To be able to go to the amusement park soon.
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」

Tokunaga Chinami - Yes!
Captain Saki - So, this time
Tokunaga Chinami - Why? There.. (lol)
Captain Saki - What? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Just now (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Wasn't Captain supposed to say “Yes" there? Since you're the eldest
Captain Saki - Yes! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - So this time, Momo's..
Sudou Maasa - Wishes
Tokunaga Chinami - is what she requested
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - For us to say, (lol) So, what was Captain's?
Captain Saki - I want to write nicely
Tokunaga Chinami - Ahh~ I wonder if it'll be granted~ (lol)
Captain Saki - "I wonder if it'll be granted?" (lol) We don't have MC's like that, right? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~ seriously (lol)
Captain Saki - Isn't it, "I hope it's granted"?
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes. (lol) Okay, you can do it
Captain Saki - What?
Sudou Maasa - Do what?
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, MC
Captain Saki - Seriously.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Do Captain's wish (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Seriously? (lol)
Captain Saki - Can we not?
Sudou Maasa - We can't
Tokunaga Chinami - I give up
Captain Saki - Ahー, but, really. I want to have nice handwriting.
Sudou Maasa - Captain's handwriting's cute, though
Captain Saki - Yeah, well, like Maa..
Sudou Maasa - Your handwriting's modern style
Captain Saki - And Kumai-chan's are
Tokunaga Chinami - Ahー!So pretty!
Captain Saki - Really pretty.
Sudou Maasa - Our- My characters are like characters of old
Tokunaga Chinami - Characters of old (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - They're pretty
Tokunaga Chinami - They are
Captain Saki - They're pretty
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
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Captain Saki - Yeah, so, like my Mom will tell me “Look, please write with pretty characters like Maasa-chan,” a lot
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Heh~
Captain Saki - My penmanship's kind of like it was when I was little
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, it seems that way
Captain Saki - Yeah, yeah (lol)
Sudou Maasa - “It seems that way” (lol)
Captain Saki - From documents..
Tokunaga Chinami - But no footprints remain of that at all, huh
Captain Saki - Right, right. There's nothing, so..(lol)
Sudou Maasa - Footprints?! (lol)
Captain Saki - Footprints (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - You call it footprints, right? ..Ah, you don't?
Captain Saki - There are no remnants of it, but.. Yeah. Right, so I thought I'd like to write more nicely
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
Captain Saki - Yes
Captain Saki - Okay
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, what about Maasa?
Sudou Maasa - Maa's was pronunciation
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Chinami, too
Sudou Maasa - You know what I mean, right?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, I know
Sudou Maasa - Like.. It's not very good.
Captain Saki - Eh, but I think Maa's is completely fine
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)...
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Captain Saki - What's the matter? What? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - What, what? What is it?
Tokunaga Chinami - Why didn't you say Chinami's name (lol)
Captain Saki - No, well,
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Chinami's, like, how do you say it
Tokunaga Chinami - You're used to it, right?
Captain Saki - Like,
Sudou Maasa - Chinami's voice is..
Captain Saki - Yea, how to say it..
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, like,
Captain Saki - I can't impersonate it, but
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah-, right.. Ahaha..
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Chinami's voice is loud, so, um, like, it really fills up the entire room like a clean cut
Captain Saki - Ah~, I think I know what you mean
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - I gotcha, I gotcha
Captain Saki - Yeah. And, Tokunaga-san's was? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh? To be able to go to the amusement park soon
Sudou Maasa - Ehー?
Captain Saki - You definitely will be, don't worry
Sudou Maasa - Mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Is that right?
Sudou Maasa - But, this year, right? You went 3 times, didn't you?
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, I've been 3 times
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Captain Saki - That's a lot
Sudou Maasa - It is, it is
Tokunaga Chinami - That is a lot
Sudou Maasa - That's plenty, that's plenty.
Captain Saki - And wasn't it the same place?
Sudou Maasa - Okay, next time we go you can guide us
Captain Saki - That's right
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - I know like where things are sold, etc.
Captain Saki - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Like, where churros are sold, which taste best
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Oh~(lol)
Captain Saki - You know how everything tastes, huh
Tokunaga Chinami - I know perfectly
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Captain Saki - Really?
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Captain Saki - Okay, next time
Tokunaga Chinami - yes
Captain Saki - You can be the Guide
Sudou Maasa - Right
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay. The 3 of us,
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Right.
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Let's go.
Sudou Maasa - Yes. Okay, we'll go next time
Captain Saki - Okay, set a date
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay
Captain Saki - Ah, okay if you please
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay then
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - What about like tomorrow (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - ...
Sudou Maasa - Mm.. that's early
Captain Saki - Isn't tomorrow kind of early? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - That's true
Sudou Maasa - Yes.. That's early (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, well, Yes, yes, yes. Let's do our best! So then, let's begin (lol)
Captain Saki - You're pretty aggressive, huh
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Sudou Maasa - 【...Maasa-chan, Happy 17th Birthday!】 Thank you! (*clap*)
Tokunaga Chinami & Captain Saki - Congrats~!
Sudou Maasa - I'm 17~
Captain Saki - Woo~
Sudou Maasa - 【...How is it like at home, Maasa-chan? Is there something funny, something you're older brother or younger sister said to you that made you happy, etc. ?...】
Sudou Maasa - Oh, that's a question for me. Well, since I turned 17 they got me a present
Captain Saki - Yes, yes, yes
Tokunaga Chinami - Mhm...
Sudou Maasa - And, well my sister, gave me one, but this year my brother hasn't.. This time he was like "I'll get you something, what would you like?" which made me happy...
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Captain Saki - Ah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Ehー
Captain Saki - From your older brother
Sudou Maasa - Right
Tokunaga Chinami - A week's already passed, right
Sudou Maasa - A week's passed, yeah, I'm looking forward to it
Tokunaga Chinami - I wonder what he'll give you
Sudou Maasa - But, at the moment... Tsu- (lol) Tsugunaga-san, as well..
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, wait!
Sudou Maasa - Said she'd bring me it, but...
Tokunaga Chinami - Can I just, okay, can Chinami say something, too?
Sudou Maasa - What's wrong? Yeah
Captain Saki - What? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Chinami hasn't gotten a birthday present from Momo either..yet, even though it's already July 10th
Sudou Maasa - Ohー
Captain Saki - Ehー? Really?
Sudou Maasa - But, earlier, right, She said, "When can I bring it?"
Tokunaga Chinami - "When can I bring it" - Any time you want!
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Tokunaga Chinami - But, I got her something, too
Captain Saki - That's right
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. She's funny, Momo (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She is~
Captain Saki - mhm
Sudou Maasa - I'm looking forward to it, though
Tokunaga Chinami - I am as well
Sudou Maasa - A birthday present from Momo
Tokunaga Chinami - That's rightー
Captain Saki - You're still waiting
Sudou Maasa - yes
Captain Saki - If she gives you it, we could like reveal it here
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah-, Okay, okay
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Sudou Maasa - 【...On June 30th, 7 years have passed since the birth of Hello! Pro Kids. Congratulations.】
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - Thank you~
Sudou Maasa - 【Even though everyone was in elementary school when you debuted, Your eldest 'Onee-chan' is already a Junior in High school. Time flies, doesn't it~. What were your first impressions of each other 7 years ago? "She seemed like this at first, but actually she isn't at all," "She was just like my first impression of her," etc. If you have anything to talk about like that, specific episodes, etc. Please tell us all about it.】
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Captain Saki - When I first.. saw Chinami I thought, "Ah, she seems really strong-willed"
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Ehh!? I'm weak, I'm feeble (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Like, I thought, really.. "She seems like the kind of girl who has strong opinions”
Sudou Maasa - Mhm...
Tokunaga Chinami - So, I looked like a strong person
Sudou Maasa - At that time
Captain Saki - At that time
Tokunaga Chinami - Ahh~(lol)
Sudou Maasa - At that time (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) At that time
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - Yeah, and contrarily Maa, like she was kind of in her own world.. She seemed really cute. But now, she's like, pretty and a strong person
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - As for Chinami.. When I saw Captain, when she was little her clothes - 'when she was little' (lol) Well now, too, but.. (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - When she was little (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Since she was little.. um, I thought 'Her clothes are really cute" Like, over red things.. she'd wear a jean skirt, and she'd wear like leg warmers.. sneakers, and hats, they were super cute
Captain Saki - ...
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - What? Say something!
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - No, (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - If you don't talk.. (lol)
Captain Saki - No.. (lol) Like, your first impression was of clothes (lol)
Sudou Maasa - haha.. Yeah
Captain Saki - Like, That's it?! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - For a first impression, yeah (lol)
Captain Saki - Like, my clothes caught your attention at first?
Tokunaga Chinami - Also, ah, I thought "Your eyebrows are cute" (lol)
Captain Saki - haha.. Rightー
Sudou Maasa - Her eyebrows were cute (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - And Maa... Ah, Maa seemed quiet, at first
Captain Saki - Eh~
Tokunaga Chinami - She didn't talk...I thought like, "Ahー What am I gonna do about this"
Sudou Maasa - “What am I gonna do here" (lol)
Captain Saki - “What am I gonna do about this” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Sorry. (lol) I was that much of a problem child?
Tokunaga Chinami - I thought, “What should I do”
Sudou Maasa - Sorry (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I remember when I went to talk to you..
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, you talked to me
Tokunaga Chinami - Me and Momo went to talk to you together. But, you were really cute, you had big doe eyes..
Captain Saki - Yeah, she was cute
Tokunaga Chinami - Her hair, too~ She was wearing something like mesh.. She was like a doll
Captain Saki - Mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - She was cu-...
Sudou Maasa - I was cute then? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Why do you keep making it like...?
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I didn't say that, though (lol)
Captain Saki - Well... (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Like.. (lol)
Captain Saki - It sounds like that by the way you're saying it, Chii (lol) Like, "Your clothes then were cute"... (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You're not choosing your words.. (lol)
Captain Saki - “You were cute then".. (lol) 'Cause you're saying, "Then"
Tokunaga Chinami - No, no.. (lol) You're cute, but, it's impressions right, we're talking about impressions, right? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, right (lol)
Captain Saki - Impressions
Tokunaga Chinami - Right. That was my impression!
Captain Saki - Yes. I understand
Sudou Maasa - For Maa, I thought, Saki-chan was "Teeny~"
Captain Saki - Ah~ Right
Tokunaga Chinami - How tall were you again? (How many cm)
Captain Saki - One hundred and...
Sudou Maasa - Like 30?
Captain Saki - 30, maybe?
Sudou Maasa - But, we'd have dance lessons with all 15 of us, right
Tokunaga Chinami - We did, we did, we did
Captain Saki - Yeah, we did
Sudou Maasa - Then, you were fast - you were a fast learner. So Maa thought Captain was a really reliable person
Captain Saki - Mhm
Sudou Maasa - Since she was little
Captain Saki - I'm happy
Sudou Maasa - And, Like Chinami just said, when she went with Momo to talk to me it was in the bathroom, right? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - The bathroom! (lol)
Captain Saki - The bathroom!? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It was the bathroom, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah
Captain Saki - Heh~ (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I was like, "Here they come~ those 2. They're pretty annoying-”
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, Maa went in the bathroom first, you were washing your hands, right..
Sudou Maasa - I was washing my hands (lol) And then you were like, (*kiddie voice*) “Let's be friends.” (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami & Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - So, well, my first impression of Chinami doesn't differ from now..
Captain Saki - Ah~
Sudou Maasa - I thought you were energetic, and lively
Captain Saki - Ah~ That's funny, huh. We don't usually talk about things like this
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Tokunaga Chinami - This time, it's Tokunaga Chinami's recommendation. What Chinami would like to recommend to everyone is this! “Stickers” !!
Captain Saki - Oh~
Sudou Maasa - That's nostalgic
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, like, it was around 5 years ago, right. When we de- de-buted..
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Calm down (lol) You're a little too worked up (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol) That's right, it was 5 years ago
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, was it 5 years ago?
Sudou Maasa - Ah, around 7 years ago?
Captain Saki - Yeah, around there
Tokunaga Chinami - Then, we were really into stickers, right
Captain Saki - We were. I still have some, though.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh!?
Tokunaga Chinami - Right? (lol) Um,
Captain Saki - Yeah, I, I probably have some still
Tokunaga Chinami - Captain's house is crazy
Captain Saki - Really. (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - She has a shelf of them, that much (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ehー?
Captain Saki - Really, I have a whole shelf that's like, stickers (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - And so, lately..
Captain Saki - That really surprised me, though (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ehー!?
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - If you go to a stationary store, Like the current stickers have transformed with the times
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - 'The times' (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - I collect stickers now
Captain Saki - You started collecting them again?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. So, what I'd like to recommend to everyone, well the most, would be the ones with water in them?
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Captain Saki - (lol) The ones with water in them.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Water, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ones with colored water (lol)
Captain Saki - Ahー I understand (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Could I have one, next time?
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, sure. 'Cause, I have lots of stickers.
Captain Saki - yes
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - By all means, everyone as well, please go and see them
Captain Saki - haha..
Sudou Maasa - Just see them. (lol) Not buy them (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes.
Captain Saki - haha..
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Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - You love the script, don't you?
Tokunaga Chinami - ・・・・・・
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - You don't have to say that!
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ (lol)
Captain Saki - Yes, I'm sorry
Tokunaga Chinami - I was really just thinking, "Ah~, Good job Chinami”
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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: July 3rd, 2009

By: Xie

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Tokunaga Chinami - Happy Birthday! Let's go out together!
Captain Saki - Happy Birthday! Stay Berryz Kobo's 'Mama", always.
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」!

Tokunaga Chinami - Congrats! (clap)
Captain Saki - Congrats!(clap)
Sudou Maasa - Yay~!Thank youー!
(clap)
Captain Saki - That's awesome~
Tokunaga Chinami - (clap)
Sudou Maasa - I'm..
Captain Saki - 17 years old
Sudou Maasa - 17 now~
Tokunaga Chinami - (clap)
Captain Saki - How does it feel? To be 17 (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (clap)
Captain Saki - That's enough (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah~(lol)Thank you. That was long. (lol) Eh-? Yeah, I don't feel, really different, but, this year, A chef.. that kind of, license? Cook..?
Tokunaga Chinami - Chef license!
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, yeah. I'd like to try and get a chef license
Captain Saki - Awesome~... Really.
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay, I will too. (lol)
Captain Saki - Isn't that impossible? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - “Okay me too"... (lol)
Captain Saki - Isn't that impossible (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Well.. this time we'll go out, right?
Captain Saki - Yes.
Sudou Maasa - What's wrong- all a sudden..? (lol)
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - What's up with that, so sudden..(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh~?
Sudou Maasa - No, Captain went, "Yes"
Captain Saki - Toku-san (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Eh? Who were you talking to? Maa, right?
Tokunaga Chinami - To Maa.
Captain Saki - haha...
Sudou Maasa - Ah, Right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's not your Birthday yet, right
Captain Saki - Yeah, that's right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Alright, we'll go, right
Captain Saki - Not yet (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. We always say like, "Let's go out," but we haven't gone, right
Sudou Maasa - That's right
Captain Saki - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Our schedules haven't matched up (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - But we promised to go to the amusement park, right
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right
Captain Saki - Going with Maa seems fun, though
Sudou Maasa - That kind of... Yeah.
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes
Captain Saki - And I said, "Always stay Berryz Kobo's 'Mama'"
Sudou Maasa - I'll shtay the Mama.
Captain Saki - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - "Shtay" (lol), yes
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Stay. (lol)
Captain Saki - Stay. It seems like you will.
Tokunaga Chinami - Yayyy!
Captain Saki - “Yay” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - You're definitely not happy at all, (lol) Are you?
Tokunaga Chinami - Because, the one speaking next is me. In terms of the script.
Sudou Maasa - ah~
Captain Saki - Not yet! (lol) I said I'd introduce the letter earlier, didn't I? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Mhm (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah- Right, right.
Captain Saki - So then, well, because of Tokunaga-san, (lol) She kind of threw us off track
Tokunaga Chinami - Ahー (lol)
Captain Saki - Umm, to Maasa-san
Sudou Maasa - Yay-!
Captain Saki - Even though it's early
Sudou Maasa - Oh~♪
Captain Saki - Many messages were sent in,(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ohー!
Sudou Maasa - yes
Captain Saki - So I'll introduce one of them
Sudou Maasa - Ye~s
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes
Captain Saki - This is from Berryz name <kawasaki>-san. 【Maasa-chan, Happy 17th Birthday~!】
Sudou Maasa - Thank youー!
Tokunaga Chinami - Congrats~!(*clap*...*clap*)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Okay, Don't do that kind of thing half-hearted (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, wasn't that good timing?
Captain Saki - Yes, yes, I apologize. Eh, 【When you debuted in Hello! Project Kids, you were still in Elementary school, right.】
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
Captain Saki - 【Your slightly confused kind of smile was so cute, I was an immediate fan. From that time, I thought Maasa-chan was the caring type. From there, you were chosen to be a Berryz Kobo member.】
Sudou Maasa - Yes
Captain Saki - 【As you turn 17, your cuteness hasn't changed since your debut, but how beautiful you become each year strikes my heart.】 So that..
Tokunaga Chinami - Thank you
Sudou Maasa - Oh-, Thank you
Captain Saki - Was the mail.
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Tokunaga Chinami - “Berryz News Headline”~!
Captain Saki - First is some unbelievable news regarding Tokunaga Chinami-san. One day, while staying in a hotel, even though the members were each assigned rooms, It seems Sugaya-san and Natsuyaki-san came to Tokunaga-san's room, and the 3 of them slept in the same bed. They do that a lot~ Continuing, some funny news concerning Natsuyaki Miyabi-san. In Korea, when we were riding the bus, and the bus was swaying around so violently, Natsuyaki-san was thrown [from her seat]. She really sprang out; Natsuyaki-san who's more 'high tension' than necessary, was surprised. That's all; This has been Shimizu Saki from the report center.
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Tokunaga Chinami - That's right. They came to my room.
Captain Saki - The 2 of them
Sudou Maasa - Ah, that was Chii's room
Tokunaga Chinami - At first, We were talking about how scary Miya's room was.. well Chinami and Risako always sleep together. Because we're scared
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah~, mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Even if it's a single room we sleep together, because it's scary (lol) But, Miya was saying she was scared, so the 3 of us slept together. And the bed was, um, for one person,
Captain Saki - A single bed, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. And, in the room there was a sofa
Sudou Maasa - That's narrow.. (lol)
Captain Saki - Yeah (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - There was a kind of large sofa, so, at first I was sleeping on the sofa, but I started thinking “Why do I have to sleep on the sofa," so the 3 of us slept in the bed
Sudou Maasa - In one? mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - And, from there more issues arose, Who's against the wall, who's in the middle, (lol) Who's..
Captain Saki - well, that's right
Tokunaga Chinami - What?The hall side? Would you call it the hall side..? We were talking about who'd be on the pathway side
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - We went back and forth arguing, in the middle of the night, too. It was completely an ordeal
Captain Saki - “Completely an ordeal” (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Completely (lol)
Captain Saki - (She said it) So smoothly.. (lol)
Sudou Maasa - It was completely an ordeal, huh~? (lol) I see, I see~
Captain Saki - Your Japanese (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - Really. Japanese (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol) OK, Japan, Japan (lol)OK. It was an ordeal.
Captain Saki - Yeah. That seems like it'd be an ordeal. With you 3 (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - hahaha
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Captain Saki - Continuing, Natsuyaki-san sprang [from her seat] on a bus in Korea
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - Wasn't that something? Really~
Tokunaga Chinami - I-
Sudou Maasa - She was in the seat behind Maa,
Captain Saki - Right, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Like building up momentum..
Tokunaga Chinami - Mhm
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I thought, Woah~ (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, certainly the back was really turbulent
Captain Saki - Right, right, right
Tokunaga Chinami - She, really comically..
Sudou Maasa - Like, Bam, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - sprang out..
Captain Saki - So much, that she like fell down..
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, it was funny
Captain Saki - Yeah. And, the driver was laughing too (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - And then it kept shaking frequently, so much that it like.. became un-fun
Captain Saki - “Became un-fun”(lol)
Sudou Maasa - Even though?
Tokunaga Chinami - Even though it wasn't fun, Miya was having fun by herself
Captain Saki - She was having a blast, huh
Tokunaga Chinami - It was like, what's so fun? (lol)
Captain Saki - It was bouncing around the same time she jumped up so it threw her even further
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, yeah
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ (lol) It was like she jumped by herself?
Captain Saki - right right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - mhm (lol)
Captain Saki - It was like a little roller coaster ride
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - What is it I wonder, about Miya. She's funny. Ahaha...
Sudou Maasa - She is (lol) She seems really.. (lol)
Captain Saki - yeah, "Cool", but
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, Like um, even though she looks like a high-schooler
Captain Saki - yeah (lol)
Sudou Maasa - She does things like that. She's funny
Captain Saki - She is
Tokunaga Chinami - She's more like a middle-schooler. Surprisingly
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Tokunaga Chinami - Ahー! You could've answered this, right? We didn't get to the 9th one, though. How do you read this? Ah, B.L.T.'s U-17, "Sizzle fi.." Hm?
Captain Saki - Sizzleful girl?
Tokunaga Chinami - From the 2007 Winter B.L.T. mobile questionnaire
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Tokunaga Chinami - When asked “What manga do you like?”
Sudou Maasa - "Urayasu"
Tokunaga Chinami - What did you answer, Captain? "Urayasu Tekkin Family"
Captain Saki - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Okay, what manga do you like now?
Captain Saki - What do I like now? I read "One Piece" the other day.
Sudou Maasa - Ah~、"One Piece" right
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, you did
Captain Saki - Right, right, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Was that at the 54th volume..?
Captain Saki - 54, maybe?
Sudou Maasa - They went that long? "One Piece"
Captain Saki - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Isn't that awesome?
Captain Saki - And it's still going
Sudou Maasa - Awesome~
Captain Saki - But I still read "Urayasu Tekkin Family"
Tokunaga Chinami - Really? Lend it to me, next time
Captain Saki - Ah, Okay (lol)
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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: June 26th, 2009

By: Xie

090626

Sudou Maasa - Don't run along the pool side!
Captain Saki - No diving!
Tokunaga Chinami - Shower of Hell~!
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」

Captain Saki - Yes, so then, this time, we fulfilled Momo's request of "a phrase as if we were having a pool lesson"
Captain Saki - Well Mine and Maa's were,
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, normal..
Captain Saki - Normal. Right, but Tokunaga-san's was
Tokunaga Chinami - Tokunaga's, "shower of Hell" is, Before you get in the pool,
Sudou Maasa - The water, right
Tokunaga Chinami - You take a shower
Captain Saki - The thing where the water comes out from above?
Tokunaga Chinami - The thing where the water comes out with wicked strong pressure~
Tokunaga Chinami - Right. And, the water's really cold..
Captain Saki - It's cold, it's cold
Tokunaga Chinami - You can't go in the pool unless you use that, so they call it the shower of Hell
Captain Saki - Heh~ That's funnyー
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Captain Saki - “Berrys News Headline”!
Sudou Maasa - As you all know, On June 21st we had a mini live in Korea. The mics we used for the live had the members' names written on them, but "Doku" was written on Chinami-san's mic. (...) Continuing, an episode that occurred in Korea. In Korea, the condition of my, Sudou Maasa's, throat was bad. When I returned to Japan, When I said "I'm ho-... I messed up. (lol) When I said "I'm home" to my Mom, my voice was raspy, so she told me, "You sound cool." I would of liked all of you to have heard my voice then. That is all, this has been Sudou Maasa from the report center.
Captain Saki - Yes (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - yes
Sudou Maasa - Ah~, I messed up. Ah~
Captain Saki - Yes (lol) So then,
Sudou Maasa - Doku - Doku-san (lol)
Captain Saki - Doku-san
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah- Man, That was so bad~!
Captain Saki - Doku-san (lol)
Sudou Maasa - That cracked me up so much (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Well, um~, the staff gave me a mic, right. And, their expression was kind of odd, so I thought, Ahー I don't have a good feeling about this either~
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - And when I looked, to my surprise it said "Doku" (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - That was funny, huh
Tokunaga Chinami - Really..
Captain Saki - I'm curious about that
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, I'm curious
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I'm curious
Captain Saki - You're Toku..
Tokunaga Chinami - And when we performed, it wasn't fixed..
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
Tokunaga Chinami - So that "Doku" didn't show..(lol) I tried my best..
Sudou Maasa - Ahh~ (lol) (*clap*)
Tokunaga Chinami - 'Cause we were close~
Captain Saki - You made sure the audience couldn't see, right (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. I thought, this is really bad.. Yeah. Well, so.. I'm praying for nothing like that to happen next time
Captain Saki - That's right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - yes
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Okay, next time please make it 'Toku'
Captain Saki - Toku (lol)
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Sudou Maasa - And then Maa..
Captain Saki - Next, right
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
Captain Saki - Your throat
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - My throat was messed up
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - That was a first for me, um, my voice wouldn't come out
Captain Saki - yeah, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - I tried so hard to sing
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - That was something else
Sudou Maasa - Um, was it "Waracchaou"...?
Captain Saki - With Momo
Sudou Maasa - When I was singing with Momo, the chorus was in a high key, but
Captain Saki - That's right
Sudou Maasa - I really couldn't sing in a high voice
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah~
Sudou Maasa - So during the 'unison' Momo kind of helped me out
Captain Saki - Yeah~
Tokunaga Chinami - Oh~
Sudou Maasa - Thank you Tsugunaga-san
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah~
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Captain Saki - 【Are Shimizu Kurumi-san, Tokunaga Ruuto-san, and Sudou Ururu-san (*their dogs' names) doing well?】(lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes!
Sudou Maasa - Ye~s, They're good.
Captain Saki - 【If you have any bragging or funny stories, about your cute dogs, please tell us. I used to have 2, but now I don't so I'm pretty sad.】
Sudou Maasa - Ah~(*sad)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - 【I appreciate it.】 So that's it.
Tokunaga Chinami - yes
Sudou Maasa - ye-s
Captain Saki - We all have them. Now that you mention it.
Sudou Maasa - We do, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - We do
Captain Saki - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, um, here's a little news anyway, My Ruuto and Kurumi-san are brothers
Captain Saki - Ah, that's right
Sudou Maasa - Ah, that's true
Captain Saki - Yeah, yeah, yeah (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, right. But they're different colors
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
Captain Saki - They're completely different
Tokunaga Chinami - Captain's Kuro-chan- Kurumi-chan..
Sudou Maasa - He's light?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, he's white
Captain Saki - He's become white
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, he's white. Chii's is brown
Tokunaga Chinami - Brown
Captain Saki - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. Well, at first they were the same color, but..
Captain Saki - Right, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Well, I mean.. right.. Like..
Tokunaga Chinami - They transformed
Sudou Maasa - They say pets resemble their owners
Tokunaga Chinami - Ehh!?
Captain Saki - (lol) (*clap*)
Sudou Maasa - The colors, too (lol)
Captain Saki - That's true! Maa (*clap*) (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Their colors are like the owners. (lol)
Captain Saki - And I'm white-colored too~
Tokunaga Chinami - I'm brown
All Three - (lol)
Captain Saki - I suppose that's true (lol)
从o゚ー゚从Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Captain Saki - Yeah. Do you have any like boastful or funny stories?
Sudou Maasa - Chii's.. Ruuto-chan, right...?
Captain Saki - She has some
Tokunaga Chinami - Ruuto-kun!
Sudou Maasa - Ah, Sorry, sorry (lol)
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - Ruuto-kun. (lol) Right, The other day, Ruuto..
Tokunaga Chinami - Ruuto's really awesome!
Sudou Maasa - Um,
Captain Saki - Go ahead and tell it
Sudou Maasa - When you showed me on your digital camera
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, well, my mom throws the ball and Ruuto brings it back. My dog can play soccer
Captain Saki - Heh~
Sudou Maasa - Cute
Captain Saki - That's awesome
Sudou Maasa - It was cute. Um, she showed me
Captain Saki - Ah~, yeah
Sudou Maasa - She filmed it. He's awesome, Ruuto
Tokunaga Chinami - He's really great
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Captain Saki - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, my Ruuto does that
Captain Saki - My Kurumi-san, It's not really a skill or anything.. What I'm trying to teach him now is high-fives (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Oh~, Awesome~ (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, isn't that hard? How do you do that?
Captain Saki - (lol) No, well..
Sudou Maasa - Like, "Yay!"
Captain Saki - Mhm, yeah (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - You go "Yay!"..
Sudou Maasa - Mhm (lol)
Captain Saki - Doesn't that seem fun?
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Captain Saki - And high-five, kinda thing
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Tokunaga Chinami - I tried doing that with Ruuto but (lol) he ignored it all
Sudou Maasa - Ignored (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Haha
Sudou Maasa - He ignored you, right
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, seriously. He took off somewhere
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Captain Saki - 【...My school clothes aren't cute at all... What kind of style of clothes do Captain, Chinami-chan, Maasa-chan like? Also, I'd like to hear the one in charge of fashion in Berryz, Miyabi-chan's, favorite style of clothing.】 Right, so then, well,
Tokunaga Chinami - yes
Captain Saki - Natsuyaki-san, isn't here now (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Isn't here, she's not here now, right
Sudou Maasa - She's isn't, she isn't
Captain Saki - (lol) She's not here, but...
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Captain Saki - Yes, and what about Maa?
Tokunaga Chinami - Maa?
Sudou Maasa - I wonder...? I don't really know. About clothes and such (lol) But, what I wonder, Ah~ But that, Polo shirt?
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Sudou Maasa - For those, Maa would wear like a neck-tie
Captain Saki - Yeah, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Sudou Maasa - Ribbons are good too, but neck-ties are as well
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah-, What style?
Captain Saki - I like neck-ties
Sudou Maasa - Neck-ties
Tokunaga Chinami - Neck-ties, right
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Those are cute. Neck-ties
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - yeah
Sudou Maasa - I'm diligent about it, doing it myself
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Beritsuu! Radio Show Translation: June 19th, 2009

By: Xie

BERITSUU!
I miss Kiritsu! Rei! Chakuseki! but it couldn't go on forever. The replay value on them is enough to last a life time, though. I'd like to translate more radio shows in the future; KRC episodes that were particularly funny or interesting, and other radio appearances. I've mentioned it a couple times on H!O, but the first radio shows on my list would be the Haro Pro Yanen! episodes when Buono! hosted. I feel the MomoxMiya fangirl in me squealing just thinking about it lol ♥ダーィヽ(♡´∀`♡)ノ スキッ♥ And, this may be a shocker, but I'm so thrilled about Momo's solo show. It's such a great oppurtunity for her, and it shows the company's really supporting her, her charming verbal expertise, unique personality, and popularity. Meanwhile, Chinami, Saki and Maasa crack me up so much on Beritsuu! I can't listen to it when others are around because they might think I escaped from the resident asylum or something. The funniest thing about it is their frequent grammatical errors and adorable word fumbling. I admit I haven't heard Tsuukai Berryz Kingdom, and I don't think I will since, even though Miya's one of my favorites, Risako and Kumai are my least. I know Shigemichi from H!O translated some episodes.
In any case, I'm pretty sure no one's been translating Beritsuu! episodes consistently. I translated some summaries earlier on, but haven't had time to continue. But they're so funny, I decided to translate the interesting and/or funny parts of all the recent episodes. It would take too much time and be unnecessary to translate everything word by word, unlike Momo's show, unfortunately. It's more enjoyable if you listen along, but it's probably difficult to keep up with since it's in pieces, so that may not be possible. Hopefully you can get an idea of the kind of things they talk about and their personalities more, even if it's incomplete.
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090619

Captain Saki - Sakio-kun, my hands are small, but let's compare our hands
Sudou Maasa - Sudou-kun, can I sit next to you?
Tokunaga Chinami - Oi!, Chinasuke~!Let's trade candy~!
All Three - 「Beritsuu!」
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Captain Saki - (lol) Yes, so then, well, this time, Momo's request was "something dropping subtle hints to a boy you like." We had some trouble coming up with these.
Tokunaga Chinami - Wasn't Captain's too obvious?! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - What was it?
Captain Saki - No..(lol)
Sudou Maasa - What did Captain say..? It was quite long
Captain Saki - yeah (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Compare hands
Captain Saki - “My hands are small, but let's compare hands”
Sudou Maasa - Ah~ compare hands (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) What, what?
Tokunaga Chinami - eh, I just thought that was good
Captain Saki - For example, there's like “comparing heights”, so...
Sudou Maasa - Ah~, so hand comparing (lol)
Captain Saki - I altered it to hand comparing (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - And Maa?
Sudou Maasa - Maa's was "Can I sit next to you?"
Captain Saki - Isn't that more of a 'hint' ?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. Everyone's were too obvious, we'd be exposed (lol)
Captain Saki - haha
Sudou Maasa - But, "Can I sit next to you" is..
Tokunaga Chinami - That's obvious! If you said that
Captain Saki - Definitely
Sudou Maasa - Isn't that ordinary?
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh~? That'd give it away. (lol)
Captain Saki - So,
Sudou Maasa - Chinami's trading candy.. I don't think Chinami will ever be found out her entire life (lol)
Captain Saki - haha Certainly~
Sudou Maasa - She'll never be exposed, Chinami (lol)
Captain Saki - That's right (lol) No one knows what she's talking about so she won't be found out, Chinami (lol)
Sudou Maasa - haha
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah.. is that right
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Tokunaga Chinami - ...【I'll get right down to the question. At the beginning of this year, Saki-chan made a pledge to "Be able to cook,"】
Captain Saki - Yes, yes
Tokunaga Chinami - 【Now, are you able to cook effortlessly? And, out of the Berryz members, who's the best at cooking?】
Captain Saki - Ahー
Tokunaga Chinami - 【I don't think it's Tsugunaga Momoko-chan. (lol)】
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Captain Saki - Yes, that would be right~
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, I've seen Saki-chan, before, with a cook book
Captain Saki - Ah, right, right, right, right (lol)
Sudou Maasa - studying from it
Captain Saki - I bought 3 of them - Cook books (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Isn't that faking it? (lol)
Captain Saki - Hey- (lol) What?
Tokunaga Chinami - hahaha
Sudou Maasa - Yeah.. (lol)
Captain Saki - Seriously, this person.. (lol) Really~
Sudou Maasa - Faking it.. (lol) That's mean (lol)
Captain Saki - Lately you've have a lot of 'jabs' like that
Tokunaga Chinami - Well I've been trying to get better at comebacks
Captain Saki - Yeah you have~
Tokunaga Chinami - I'm trying
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Captain Saki - Now you mention it, don't you want to have like a cooking competition with all of us?
Sudou Maasa - eh, I wanna!
Tokunaga Chinami - Mhm...
Sudou Maasa - I'd like to
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - I'd like to be on Maasa's team~
Tokunaga Chinami - ...eh?
Sudou Maasa - Eh, but I can't cook that well
Captain Saki - Eh, Maa's good at it, though
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Captain Saki - You're really good at like sweets..
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, She is
Sudou Maasa - No way~ Ehー?
Tokunaga Chinami - For this year's Valentine's...was it tarts...?
Captain Saki - Tarts. Um, potato tarts
Tokunaga Chinami - Right! And, the tarts, um, from scratch-
Sudou Maasa - Right, from scratch
Tokunaga Chinami - She made them from scratch
Captain Saki - That's awesome
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, they were great
Sudou Maasa - I tried my best to make them from scratch
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Captain Saki - Isn't it Maasa, though? The best at cooking
Tokunaga Chinami - I'd say Maasa, right?
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Captain Saki - mhm
Sudou Maasa - I'll do my best. I'll do my best to improve..
Tokunaga Chinami - But Risako seems unexpectedly like she could cook
Captain Saki - Ah~ I wonder
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
Captain Saki - It seems like she likes that kind of thing. Even though she probably doesn't have the time for it, Risako...
Sudou Maasa - It seems like she'd like that detailed work, Risako
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...Berryz, during concerts you move and dance so much, but your hair doesn't really fall apart, right? That's probably because it's held strongly with hair spray, right? Do you wear firmly held together hair styles outside of work? Do you wear your make-up, etc. differently than we see on TV?】
Captain Saki - Oh~
Sudou Maasa - Oh~
Captain Saki - That's-
Sudou Maasa - Isn't that something, how our hair stays...
Captain Saki - That's because of hair spray, right
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - yeah
Captain Saki - Ours are really tightly held down
Sudou Maasa - Our bangs
Captain Saki - Yeah, our bangs too
Sudou Maasa - But, Maa..
Captain Saki - (lol)...
Sudou Maasa - My bangs get crazy during [performances]
Tokunaga Chinami - Maasa's get crazy during [performances] ! (lol)
Sudou Maasa - yeah, yeah
Captain Saki - I know
Tokunaga Chinami - At a concert once..
Sudou Maasa - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - It was held together so weird, it was like a bar code (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - haha
Captain Saki - like a bar code (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Right! It looked like Tamuken-san* (lol) (*A comedian with greasy bangs)
Captain Saki - Really.
Tokunaga Chinami - They were all hard..
Sudou Maasa - I thought like, What should I do (lol)
Captain Saki - And like,
Sudou Maasa - Ha~(lol)
Captain Saki - When I make eye contact, (with you)
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah~
Captain Saki - It's like, “Eh, Maasa's bangs?”
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, everyone's like "Your bangs!" all the time, when they pass me
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's crazyー
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Sudou Maasa - I don't use hair spray at all outside work
Captain Saki - I don't at all normally
Sudou Maasa - I don't wear make-up. Outside work.
Tokunaga Chinami - For real?
Captain Saki - Yeah, Maa doesn't, huh?
Sudou Maasa - Not at all, yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - You don't
Captain Saki - I'm jealous Maa looks pretty naturally
Tokunaga Chinami - yeah
Sudou Maasa - eh, really? No. Lately blemishes..
Captain Saki - Nah, not at all
Tokunaga Chinami - eh, not at all- you're pretty
Captain Saki - Right?
Sudou Maasa - Really?
Captain Saki - You're fine as is, Maa. Yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah. Eh, normally... (*clap*) Well, has anyone put their hair up outside work?
Sudou Maasa - No~
Captain Saki - Normally, well lately I've been growing my hair out
Sudou Maasa - You have~
Captain Saki - Yeah. So, bed-head? When I have severe bed-head in the morning I tamper with my hair, but..
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, really!? That's great
Sudou Maasa - Wow
Captain Saki - Yeah. I did it yesterday
Sudou Maasa - Heh~
Captain Saki - 'Cause I had time (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Mhm~
Captain Saki - But, well, I don't usually do it other than that, It's usually just like straight
Sudou Maasa - Right, right, right
Captain Saki - Right.
Sudou Maasa - So, I don't usually put it up on my own, I can only do as much as like a ponytail
Captain Saki - I'd like to be able to put my hair up
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【...What kind of event would you like to do?...】
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Sudou Maasa - Also, I'd like to do like a mini athletic meet
Captain Saki - I'd like to do that~
Tokunaga Chinami - I wanna do that~ What kind of games would you want to do?
Sudou Maasa - I'd like to do a running one..
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh!? ...Doesn't that seem fast?
Captain Saki - (lol) (*clap*)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - But, Maa, (lol) I'm slow, though. Well, isn't Risako the fastest?
Tokunaga Chinami - mhm
Captain Saki - She seems [the fastest]
Sudou Maasa - And Chinami would probably be around the second~
Tokunaga Chinami - No, not Chinami. I'm more like the 5th. I've gotten slower
Sudou Maasa - Eh, Chinami's fast. I think either Chinami or Risako's the fastest
Captain Saki - mhm
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, Risako's fast~
Captain Saki - Yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - She's crazy fast
Captain Saki - If we did it now, I feel like we'd all have changed. Well, I haven't ran at all..
Tokunaga Chinami - I haven't ran either
Sudou Maasa - I haven't at all, either
Tokunaga Chinami - Only when I'm trying to catch a train (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - What I wonder.. Um, more than an event, um, something like an amusement park tour with all of the fans..
Captain Saki - Ah~
Sudou Maasa - Oh~ That's great
Tokunaga Chinami - I wanna do that~
Captain Saki - That sounds fun, though
Tokunaga Chinami - Yeah, we could like ride roller coasters, there are lots of those like, ferris wheels.. right, what is it, with the rooms..
Captain Saki - Rooms (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Like.. the rooms?
Sudou Maasa - Rooms..
Captain Saki - Ferris wheel.. is it a ride?
Tokunaga Chinami - Dongola
Sudou Maasa - The something- "Dragon" thing? Ah, no?
Captain Saki & Tokunaga Chinami - ...
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, it's Gondola (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Ah! Gondola, gondola
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - I said "Dragon" (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's "Gondola," Maasa~ (lol)
Captain Saki - Gondola, right? (lol) Gondola
Sudou Maasa - Yeah, isn't "Dragon" close though? haha..
Tokunaga Chinami - You can't say "Dragon." It's called a "gondola"
Sudou Maasa - So~rry (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - Um, we could have a ride tour.. Why do you look so disapproving? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - But, eventually..
Captain Saki - They'd eventually have to ride by themselves, right
Sudou Maasa - Since there's only 7 of us, eventually, they'll be told only like 4 people can ride so the fans would probably befriend each other and be against us in the end (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol) Yeah
Tokunaga Chinami - Well for that we could do like a drawing...Right. Yeah, we can be like the Bus Guides and give a tour. An amusement park tour..
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - ...
Tokunaga Chinami - Ah, you're not with me. Yeah, that wouldn't work (lol)
Captain Saki & Sudou Maasa - (lol)
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Tokunaga Chinami - 【Before, there was News about Risako's sneezing being grandiose, I think Chinami-chan's as well, is something else.】
Captain Saki - Where'd they find that out? (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah~
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Sudou Maasa - Chinami's...
Captain Saki - You sneezed earlier, too, right. Chinami (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Yeah. But Chinami's sneezes are cute, aren't they?
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh-!?
Captain Saki - The staff.. (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - It's not cute
Captain Saki - The staff were like, "Was that a cough or a sneeze?" (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Right, right. Everyone says like, "Who was that?"
Tokunaga Chinami - I've been sneezing a lot lately
Sudou Maasa - Why? (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - Eh, I don't know. And, the other day, um, on the 10th, the "Alo Hello" DVD came out, right?
Captain Saki - It did
Tokunaga Chinami - Right, I watched it, and the prank, the- um, when they told us it was a prank, I sneezed by myself (*At the 38:47 mark, when they say "that's it,” Chinami sneezes )    
Sudou Maasa - Eh~ No way
Captain Saki - (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - I did!
Sudou Maasa - Did you..?
Tokunaga Chinami - You probably can't notice it, but I sneezed by myself
Sudou Maasa - Ehh~
Tokunaga Chinami - But mine aren't very powerful
Sudou Maasa - Yeah.. It's pretty cute
Captain Saki - Well,
Sudou Maasa - It's like, "Kushan!"
Captain Saki - It's different
Tokunaga Chinami - Na-uh. Really?
Captain Saki - I wouldn't call it robust..
Tokunaga Chinami - Weird?
Captain Saki - Like,
Tokunaga Chinami - (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol)
Captain Saki - How can I put it...
Sudou Maasa - Changed
Captain Saki - I don't really know, so, let's have them view the DVD, shall we?
Tokunaga Chinami - Yes, okay..
Sudou Maasa - Yeah.
Tokunaga Chinami - We're waiting for everyone's letters after viewing it~
Sudou Maasa - ...eh (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - Letters about Chinami's sneezing? (lol)
Captain Saki - (lol)
Sudou Maasa - (lol) I have a feeling we'll be getting a lot (lol)
Tokunaga Chinami - What they thought of it, I'm curious myself
Sudou Maasa - Ah~
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